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A ZODIAC BAR & CLUB ORIGINAL · FORTNIGHTLY · TOP FLOOR · 150
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Fifty-two cards.
Two queens. One crown.
BATTLE ROYALE · SEASON I · 13 EPISODES

BATTLE
ROYALE

ZODIAC PRESENTS · EPISODE ONE THURSDAY · 14 MAY 2026 · DOORS 19:00
THE HOUSE QUEEN ·
Eileen Eifel
Out of drag: Ian · reigning, defending, unbothered.
Paris-by-way-of-Camden. She leans. She wins. She is the bar the rest measure themselves against.
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· THE WILD CARD
The Challenger
Drawn each fortnight · sometimes known, sometimes not.
Some turn up to win. Some turn up to be seen. The house does not care which.
5 ROUNDS · 3 JUDGES · 150 VOTES · 1 CROWN ZODIAC BAR · 119 HAMPSTEAD ROAD · LONDON NW1

01 · The Deal

A cabaret. A card game.
A sport.

EVERY OTHER THURSDAY · 19:00 – 01:30

BATTLE ROYALE is a fortnightly Thursday on ZODIAC's top floor, 150 in. Eileen Eifel is the House Queen — Ian out of drag — defending a crown against a challenger drawn from the deck each episode. Five rounds, scored 60% by a three-judge panel and 40% by the room's live tap-in. Winner takes the fee and the belt. Loser takes the heat into the next fortnight. Repeat. Fourteen times a year.

The point of building it as a sub-brand — not a gimmick night — is permanence. Fight-card posters. A deck of pins. Jingles that ZODIAC owns. A Season I arc with a finale. That's what gets filed under "must see," not "free entry Thursday."

THE HOUSE RULES

(1) The House Queen defends. (2) The deck decides the challenger. (3) The room plays the hand. (4) The crown moves only when the room says it moves. (5) Every pin is a vote, a souvenir, and a receipt. (6) The house is LGBTQ+-first, trans & non-binary affirming, and will not be otherwise.


THE ARRIVAL

Pick a suit.

At the door, a QR offers Hearts (Eileen) or Spades (Challenger). You pick. You're handed your pin. You wear it. The room is visibly split — and that's half the fun.

THE HAND

Five rounds played.

Opener · Prompt · Collaboration · Audience · Closer. Judges score silently. Audience taps live. Sudden Death from Ep 7. Every round has a card that reveals it.

THE STAKES

The crown moves.

A physical, absurd, slightly too-heavy crown. Defended or lost on stage. Photographed everywhere. Next episode's poster features the current holder. Always.

02 · The Deck

The pin badges are the game.

52 CARDS · 6 VARIANTS · 2 SEASONS TO COMPLETE

Every episode ships two hand-faced pins — Hearts for Eileen, Spades for the Challenger — priced £5 at the door, £8 online after the night. Attach rate is the fight we have to win: aim for 95% on Ep 1, 100% by Ep 3. The pin is the ticket stub that isn't a ticket stub.

Across Season I that's 26 base pins (Hearts/Spades × 13 episodes). Add Diamonds for sponsor-tied variants, Clubs for judge cameos, Jokers for the mid-season Betrayal (Ep 7), and Aces reserved for the finale. A full Season I deck is 52 collectible cards. Miss a night and you miss a card. Collect them all and trade for a limited Royal Flush pin set at the finale after-party.

If the queen you picked wins, queue the House Cut counter post-reveal to get a gold W stamp applied to the back of your pin — numbered, episode-dated, irreversible. The queue is the afterparty. That's the moment that fills the reel.

EILEEN · EP 01
W
WILD · EP 01
SPONSOR
JUDGE GUEST
JBETRAYAL · EP 07
AFINALE · EP 13
Hard enamel, 38 mm, soft back. Face artwork rendered in Canva (Brand Kit kAEA5EXIy58) from queen headshots — 10-day vendor lead, PO Eps 1–4 up front to derisk the arrival ritual.

03 · Season I

Thirteen cards drawn.
One long story.

14 MAY → 29 OCT 2026 · FORTNIGHTLY THURSDAYS

Each episode is drawn as a playing card. Tap one to open the detail. Every episode adds one new mechanic — because a format doesn't stay interesting if it doesn't escalate.

04 · The House Cut

Pays the bar. Pays the bet.

DOOR · BAR · DECK · PASS · PPV

THE TABLE

StreamWhereFromMature ep
Door · tiered ticketsVenueEp 1£2,550
Bar · £25 avg/headVenueEp 1£3,750
Pins @ door (£5)VenueEp 1£750
Merch top-upsVenue/OnlineEp 3£300
Pin aftermarket (£8)OnlineEp 3£320
The Battle Pass (£6/mo)OnlineEp 4£180
Sponsor · drink partnerVenue/OnlineEp 7£500
Finale PPV (avg'd)OnlineEp 13£1,000*
Mature episode gross£9,350

* PPV is a finale-only line; averaged for model. "Mature" = Ep 6+ at ~95% sell-through.

THE RAKE (costs)

Eileen · headliner£600
Challenger£400
Judges × 3£300
DJ£250
Tech (FOH + LX uplift)£300
Door / security top-up£200
Pins · 150 × £1.20£180
Creative (Canva + reel edit)£300
Paid social boost£150
Total£2,680

PLAY THE HAND — LTV model

SEASON I · 26 EPS

Per-ep gross
Per-ep margin
Season gross
Season margin
LTV / return fan
Bar uplift / head

LTV assumes a returning fan attends 4 eps, buys 2 pins, holds a 6-month Battle Pass. Pull the sliders — argue with the assumptions now, not at Ep 3.

TIERS

Tier£Gets
Early Bird · first 48h · cap 30£10GA, base pin
Standard£15GA, base pin
VIP · Front Mezz£30Reserved, Diamond variant pin, £5 bar credit, priority W-stamp
Season Pass · 13 eps · cap 30£149All Standard + full Season I deck + Finale VIP
Where it bends: The model lives or dies on Ep 1–3 sell-through (hard social push), bar spend per head (op focus: staffing, Fifty/Fifty 2-for-£12 pair, no queue at the servery), and pin logistics (miss a shipment and the whole arrival ritual falls over).

05 · The Shuffle

A 14-day cycle that runs itself.

@ZODIACBARLONDON · TIKTOK · WHATSAPP · DICE · KLAVIYO

Every episode is a content factory. Same cadence fortnight to fortnight, so the team knows what's shooting when. T-14 announce → T+7 tease next. Nine lanes, one voice.

Day
-14
-13
-12
-11
-10
-9
-8
-7
-6
-5
-4
-3
-2
-1
0
+1
+2
+3
+4
+5
+6
+7
IG · GRID
FIGHT CARD DROP
CHALLENGER REVEAL
FEUD CARD
RUN-OF-SHOW
LAST TIX
NIGHT-OF RALLY
CROWN MOMENT
STANDINGS + TEASE
DECK COLLECTORS
REELS · TIKTOK
EILEEN · ACCEPT
CHAL · ENTER
60-SEC RUNDOWN
CROWN DROP
BEST-OF-3
NEXT TEASE
STORIES
DAILY · BACKSTAGE · PIN-OF-DAY · COUNTDOWN · POLLS
WHATSAPP
ANNOUNCE
EB CLOSING
LAST 10
TONIGHT · 7PM
DICE · EVENTBRITE
LISTING LIVE · EB
STANDARD ON SALE
VIP RELEASE
WALK-UPS
KLAVIYO · EMAIL
ANNOUNCE
RUN-OF-SHOW
DOORS TONIGHT
WRAP + NEXT

DO

  • Name-plus-pronouns first. Challenger tag second.
  • Post the arrival-pin reel within 48h — it sells the next night.
  • Credit photographers, judges, DJ, door. The credits are content.
  • Write at least one underdog-wins episode early. Ep 3 or 4.

DON'T

  • Don't frame as "catfight." This is sport, not bitchery.
  • Don't lock challengers in until week-of — speculation sells.
  • Don't spoil the holographic W moment in short-form.
  • Don't reuse clips across eps. Story is the product.

06 · The Room

Top floor does a lot of the work.

119 HAMPSTEAD RD · NW1 3EE · TOP FLOOR · 150
STAGE PODIUMS L & R · PROJECTOR SC JUDGES × 3 · ♣ FOH · LX · MC CAM 1 WIDE · CAM 2 CLOSE AUDIENCE STANDING · 150 · THE ROOM BAR FIFTY/FIFTY 2-FOR-£12 DOOR · PICK A SUIT W STAMP · HOUSE CUT ↓ STAIRS TO CLUB BIG SCREEN · TALLY + FEED
♥ Eileen podium ♠ Challenger podium ♣ Judges · House Cut Bar

LOAD-IN · OUT

14:00 → 01:30

Podiums + judges table from storage. Screen content from ZODIAC TV SCREENS (DAFSguuo7p0). Soundcheck 17:30. Strike 00:30–01:30. Nothing structural. All load in/out.

CAPTURE

Two cams from Ep 1.

Cam 1 locked wide. Cam 2 handheld close. From Ep 6 they feed a livestream-ready archive; from Ep 13 they feed the PPV.

SAFETY

Etiquette posted.

Etiquette card (Canva DAFYJD8GnrU) at the door. Welfare marshal SR in plain clothes. Photo-consent signage at pin-up. Zero tolerance for transphobia — posted and enforced.

07 · The Bell

The sound before the queen.

10 STEMS · WORK-FOR-HIRE · ~£2,500 ONE-OFF

A 10-piece audio identity, commissioned once, re-usable every episode. Scratch pack from royalty-free beds for Ep 1; bespoke pack commissioned from a local producer, delivered Ep 4. Buyout. No samples. ZODIAC owns the master.

THE SHUFFLE
INTRO · 8s
Riffle + deal sound-design over sub-bass breath. Opens every night and every promo reel.
▶ STEM · SHUFFLE_08
THE DEAL
BED · 20s LOOP
Bassy house bed with a vocal chop ("fif-ty // fif-ty"). Under tally reveals, interval, all reels.
▶ STEM · DEAL_BED
EILEEN'S WALK
BESPOKE · 30s
Parisian accordion motif flipped over four-on-the-floor kick. Signature. Recognisable from the stairwell.
▶ STEM · EILEEN_WALK
WILD DRAW
VARIANT · 15s × 3
"New Blood" sting in three moods — menace, playful, dramatic. Picked to match the challenger.
▶ STEM · WILD_×3
THE CLASH
PRE-VOTE · 10s
Sub-rumble + siren. Plays 10s before tap-in opens. Trains the room — they hear it, they grab their phone.
▶ STEM · CLASH_10
HOUSE METER
LIVE FX
Audio-reactive graphic tuned to room dB. Not a jingle — a live element. Dramatises Round 4.
▶ LIVE · METER_FX
SUDDEN DEATH
EP 7+ · 25s
Heartbeat + bass siren. Mid-season addition for ties. Kept in the bag to give the format a second peak.
▶ STEM · SDEATH_25
CROWN DROP
REVEAL · 45s
Synth stab → gospel swell → anthem break. Under the score reveal and crown hand-off. Makes the reel.
▶ STEM · CROWN_45
ACES HIGH
OUTRO · 60s
Signature outro. Eileen's walk motif re-orchestrated as a room anthem. Next ep date vocal-dropped at the end.
▶ STEM · ACES_60

08 · Sign the card

Decisions on the table.

RACI · LAUNCH SPRINT · OPEN QUESTIONS

RACI

WorkstreamRACI
Creative direction & formatEileen / IanZODIAC venue leadSimon · partnerships.communityBar team
Bookings · challengers · judgesZODIAC venue leadZODIAC venue leadEileen, DJSimon
Pin design · manufacture · logisticsSimon · partnerships.communityZODIAC venue leadPrint vendorDoor team
Socials · @zodiacbarlondonZODIAC social leadZODIAC venue leadSimonEileen
Audio · The BellCommissioned producerEileen / IanZODIAC venue leadSimon
Run-of-show · stage managementZODIAC venue leadZODIAC venue leadMC · DJ · TechEileen
Measurement · P&L · debriefSimon · partnerships.communityZODIAC venue leadBar managerEileen

LAUNCH SPRINT · 4 WEEKS TO EP 1

WK -4
Greenlight + book. Eileen contracted, Eps 1–3 challengers confirmed, DJ for all 13, judges' seats Eps 1–3, dates held Thu-to-Thu.
WK -3
Design + produce. Pin artwork locked, manufacturer PO Eps 1–4 placed, stage plot signed, run-of-show v1 table-read with Eileen.
WK -2
Announce. IG reveal (Eileen + challenger tease), Dice/Eventbrite live, Early Bird 48h, WhatsApp broadcast seeded, Klaviyo primed, posters at venue.
WK -1
Build the week. Shuffle cycle runs (§05), Standard on sale, VIP -72h, tech rehearsal Tuesday, full dress Wednesday.
EP 1
Thu 14 May 2026 — show night. Doors 19:00. Show 20:30. Crown 22:55. Close 01:30.
+24h
Debrief. 30-min Friday 10:00: three wins, three fixes, one "never again." Ep 2 engine already live.

OPEN QUESTIONS · SIMON, I NEED YOU ON THESE

DecisionWhy it's blockingMy rec
Night of weekSaturdays belong to Cabaret; top-floor fortnightly needs a clean slot.Thursdays — second & fourth of each month.
Challenger roster · Eps 1–3Announce needs a name by T-14.Mix: 1 name · 1 rising · 1 wildcard. Shortlist on request.
Pin manufacturerLead times kill the arrival ritual.UK enamel house w/ 10-day rush. PO Eps 1–4 up front.
Music licensingLip sync rights; jingle clearances.PRS + PPL at venue. Jingles: work-for-hire buyout, no samples.
Livestream partnerPPV finale needs a platform by Ep 6.Veeps, or Stripe-gated Cloudflare Stream. £5 PPV.
Sponsor postureMust not compromise trans/NB-affirming stance.Approved list: bar-spirits + queer-media. Hard no on gambling/tobacco/anti-LGBTQ+ lobbying ties.
Data & CRM pipeTicket email → Klaviyo → Battle Pass loop.Dice primary · Klaviyo lifecycle · Stripe for Pass + aftermarket. partnerships.community to spec.
If this brief lands: I'll expand into a 1-page ZODIAC venue pack (Information Pack template · Canva DAFlKq35ZP8), a 3-page sponsor one-pager, and a production runbook for the venue team — all ZODIAC brand, not partnerships.community. Drafts to you before anything leaves Canva.